And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....Will Never Hit The Right Note

Parents Shouldn't Text

 

This is a perfect example of why I have never tried to teach my mother how to text.  

http://parentsshouldnttext.com/

Damn You Auto Correct!

 

Click this link for the 15 most popular auto corrects.

X-Men First Class

I am SO pumped for this movie!

One of My Favorite Comics

Double Rainbow Across The Sky Spotted at UC Merced

Another example of how stupid viral sensations have made a LOT of money!

 

Mariposa's 'Double Rainbow' star urges green living at UC Merced - Mariposa and Yosemite - MercedSun-Star.com

17 Images That Would Ruin Your Childhood

Follow the link for more!
http://www.cracked.com/article_19001_17-images-that-will-ruin-your-childhood.html

Fist Full Of Junk

Ohhhh People of Walmart, how I love your webpage!

Fist Full Of Junk

Death to Weed

My camel was just hit with the last straw and its back is broke. I really don't have a camel but it would be sweet if I did! Anywho, what got me on this rampage was that I was looking for a new clock widget to put on my phone and the first displayed clock wad one that had a pot leaf on it. I am so DAMN tired of having pot related crap shoved in my face. The last time that I check pot was illegal yet everywhere I go I see t-shirts, posters sold at meijer, and now non stop commercials from buisnesses advertising their new hydrogen grow lights. ENOUGH! I LOVE how America revokes the right for tobacco companies to advertise via the radio and TV for its products but it is OK to place a pot growing store across the street from a school. In the past 24 hours I have been force fed some for of advertisement from such buisnesses like Hydro Grow, Advance Hydro, Weed R' Us as well countless others. To be Frank, I am not against the use of weed if you actually need it but this has gotten WAY out of hand! DEATH TO WEED!

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Between Two Ferns

Props to Carson for sharing this video. (Couldn't Imbed this from Youtube because of copyright, sorry.)
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0ff85dd3c8/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?ref=nf

3rd Time's A Charm. Probably Not.

Lets be perfectly honest, most of these posts are going to be about myself.  With that said, I am perfectly fine with poking fun at myself knowing in my heart that I have a very forgetful memory with thing that are less important such as; checking my facebook every five mins, letting Cooper outside and watching Swift Justice with Nancy Grace.  On the top of my list of things that I like to forget is taking the trash cans out on pick up day.   Most of you know that I recently became a homeowner last July and since then I have had to try and train my brain into remembering what night to put the trash out by the curb.  I have to much sucess FAILED at this task.  In my defense (which is total BS) I have been a renter since I was 19years old and have been able to collect my trash around the apartment and conviently place it into the dumpster at my own convience.  I say my defense is total BS because on most occasions I would just let the trash overflow until my roommate either took it out for me or I did it myself.  As you read this now, I have TWO weeks worth of trash packed tightly into two rather pissed off trash cans at the moment and trash pick up is now anothe week away.  Is there a cure for remembering such a task? Probably not.  Oh well,  I'll think of a plan of action after Swift Justice.

Thanks,

Love Scooter!

Most Amazing Music Video EVER!

Thanks,

Love Scooter!

The Other Guys

I'm currently watching The Other Guys staring Will Ferrell and Mark Walburg. It is not as funny as Step brothers but is definitely worth. The rent.

Thanks,

Love Scooter.

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Favorite Superbowl Commercial

I have to say Ozzy is still the man.  "Don't touch my hair".  lol

Your Dumb Face Jewelry

I have thought about this topic for a long time now and after seeing a example of this again at Radio Shack last night it was actually the inspiration to start this blog.  I was on the hunt for a new case for my phone last night and ended up at Radio Shack of all places and was helped by a employee that had a metal stud shoved into her cheek.  I have seen this to be a new trend among people recently and I have drawn a few conclusions: 1) it makes you look dumb. 2) I can no longer take you serious. 3)  The piercing will not distract me from noticing that you had an unattractive face already. 4) I hope you enjoy that scar when you decide to take it out. 

Here is an example if you do not know what I'm talking about.

See, she still looks like an alien even with the piercing. Point proven.

Thanks,
Love Scooter.

First Things First

Let us get started off on the right foot.  My grammar is HORRIBLE!  I will be the first to admit this although most people point it out first.  I am merely starting this blog to unleash the many thoughts that go through my head on a daily basis and hopefully you will get some humor out of this blog.  If you don't find it funny then at least send me grammar corrections to my blog posts so that you didn't completely waste your time here. 

Thanks,
Love Scooter!


P.S.  Cooper wants to say hi...He's my dog.